I didn’t know that Miley Cyrus was a brony
we crave a different kind of buzz :)
this is probably the only sex post i will ever reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object.
but then again, it could be all in my head. i mean, this is how i would want it to be. but that’s just me.
did you know that bees balls explode and their dicks break off when they have sex?
that better be church wine
when you sneeze in class and nobody says “bless you”
Mozzarella does her best impression of a sausage.
I just love how after he asks if it’s a sausage, it looks down like “oh shit! I am a sausage :o”
"Are you a sausage?"
"*cats looks down and back up* yah"
My cat is more internet famous than me at this point
The guy who has no idea how brooms work:
This guy that is pretty sure he was just kicked:
This guy who has no control over his arm movements:
IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOREVER