Straight couples are fucking weird.
okay u can make fun of Shrek all you want but if u don’t think they were the most beautiful fucking movies ever then ur wrong
you liked my girls selfie a little too fast….
When I’m listening to Britney Spears in my car and one of my friends tells me to change it
My girlfriend’s rat dog doesn’t let me poop in peace
when you see someones wing wang on omegle
Sing it Dolly
white lips, pale face, im gay, outer space
aries- good for ramming into things i suppose
taurus- ok i guess
cancer- extra bad
libra- sometimes they ok but tbh dont waste ur time….
How to use sand to freak people out
Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.
you mean kinda like this?